Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]
Who said that only Loki can do the adorable broken eyed look? Turn Thor into a frog and he can as well XD
Agent (Principal) Coulson, in your school, messing up your life XD

I love this show too much now XD I have never liked Spider-man before, but here I get not only a not too much complaining Spider-man, but I also get a series set in the universe of the movies! It has a Coulson! That enough is enough, and it gives me hope, since the only place this series can be set is after the avengers, and who pops up as Principal other than our favorite Captain America fanboy?
And Spider-man is Iron man’s biggest fanboy XD And did I mention that the Loki in this series is probably the Tom one XD? And he turns Thor into a frog… think about that a little XD then go and find this series XD
Oh! And Coulson has tiny whiteys XD

AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.
i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omfg coulson
(Source: nonuggles)
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OOC
considering there are so many Loki fangirls I’d like to see them all fight to death if he offered his hand in marriage to the one who survivesand then when the last girl is remaining for him to say LOKI’D and run off leaving the last fangirl heart broken
New Deadpool #29 — In which Steve Rogers takes one for the team and sits in Deadpool’s lap.
omfg
i think it’s more like “in which steve rogers keeps natasha from killing everyone in the car and sits in deadpool’s lap”
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ask-the-mighty-thor:
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5070zvxrR1rvtgajo1_500.jpg)




